I must confess, the nature of our Nigerian banks is something to sing about. I know what I mean when I say this, and I know so many of you are familiar with whats happening there. Today I got to stand on the line for about 45mins...maybe even more. So, I came up with top 7 ways to behave when you are about to visit any Nigerian bank.
In Nigeria, everyone is forming to know somebody that knows somebody that knows other people, and the people who they are forming to know are forming to be able to reach the expectations of the people who are forming to know them. This particular act has taken a leave from the political world and has picked up its briefcase into the business world. You would be standing on the line for 45mins or more, and someone who knows somebody would just attend to them. This is annoying and inhuman, after they would say the government is bad...mitchewwww.
If you want attitude go to any Nigerian bank..Our bankers are fueled with big big attitudes. They do not have any sense of approach to people.. If you like oh have Great-grand children who are over the age of the bankers they would look down on you ehh..You would wonder. As far as you ain't slipping in over one million Naira into the bank,..Just queue and wait.
Nigerian banks make me laugh. Its a joke. see how it sounds to me ''Since the whites have well structured banks let us have our own jare, even if it doesn't get to be like theirs let it be the caricature of their banks'' How would one person attend to over twenty people with even more people coming in. That's overworking, Its stressful and brain draining. If you do not have enough business strategy, please stop and close down. Nigerians would look for a way to survive,,we always do.
If you are not a fine girl glowing with expensive mac products on your face, babe you will be ignored... Just try putting on little mac, slip in some skimpy designers, and some technically high shoes. Maybe if you have an Iphone6 , keep on flaunting it and you are good to go. You would definitely be attended to with so much respect.
''what about your surname'' If you wanna get attended to quickly just slip in ''I am Minka Obama'' shai, You just hit the nail on its head. They would say are you from Kenya, Do you have any relationship with Barak Obama the president of the united states. Lol...when you are asked that, look directly into their eyes with all the confidence you ever got and say ''Can I be attended to please''. You would not be ignored...I mean it. Although the name on their system maybe different it doesn't matter., they let their guards down.
We may not be a very advanced country but a little explanation won't bite.They could just say ''everyone the network is down and we are sorry for the inconvenience as its done in airports. But what you would get from our Nigerian banks is attitude upon attitude. Things got to change, we want to get into our banks and live after 5-10mins.....
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