
 In his Thisday Column this week, Ovation publisher Dele Momodu wrote 
about the quality of appointments we are seeing lately 
in Buhari's government, describing it as 'appallingly lacklustre'. He 
also criticized the way the president broke the Ramadan fast with so 
much fanfare at the State House and talked about Buhari's new fashion 
sense, calling it 'overly flamboyant'. Read the write up below..
"I’m back this week with my 
weekly epistle to fellow Nigerians and Africans. You must be wondering 
about the title of my article today, especially the word “they” and who 
it refers to ultimately. You don’t have to guess too much as I will 
explain to you in a jiffy. The “they” are those groups of men and women 
who litter the corridors of power in our dear beloved country Nigeria. 
They are some wonderful people who understand how to manoeuvre their 
ways through the labyrinth of power. They are professional hijackers who
 know how to hold powerful people, particularly our leaders, hostage. 
Nigerians usually call them the cabal or Mafia or whatever nomenclature 
is in vogue at the time. Truth is, they exist in reality.
What is often baffling is that these 
folks perch like rattlesnakes and pounce at the slightest opportunity on
 the men of power. They inflict their poison and, sooner than later, 
their victim begins to behave unusually, even sometimes irrationally. 
The more the poison permeates the body, the more the victim sinks deeper
 into the abyss and onlookers begin to observe a complete transformation
 and transfiguration. Surprisingly, these guys were and are never around
 during the struggles. Once the struggle is over, they crawl out of 
whatever holes they were ensconced in whilst things were hot! And they 
soon become the greatest beneficiaries of a campaign they never partook 
of. Trust me, every government has them. If you ask me, it is one reason
 most of our governments have failed so spectacularly.
My preamble is predicated on my deep 
observation of what is going on in Nigeria at the moment. I can say I 
know President Muhammadu Buhari reasonably well even if I was a latter 
day convert to Buharism. But once I got hooked like a drug addict, I was
 ready to go the whole hog and I have never looked back. Buhari’s appeal
 is based on his populist credentials. We all saw him as a man of the 
people and a Mr Scrooge who would never waste scarce resources on 
frivolities. But the “they” of Nigeria have repackaged Baba to the 
extent that many now refer to him as the “Gucci President”. Every 
fashion designer’s delight, as he has become a veritable fashion 
trendsetter. Of course, this is not to denigrate the President because 
his previous austere style suits him as much as his now trendy look 
becomes him! The fact is that by his handsome, gangling and fit nature, 
the President will always appear impeccably turned out and well groomed.
 However, now, his paraphernalia of power has become somehow bloated and
 overly flamboyant as well. How are the mighty changing!
The existing theory is that President 
Buhari has inadvertently fallen victim of political 419ners who have 
persuaded him about how powerful a Nigerian President is and why he must
 play the part always by being overtly fashionable. I’m sorry to say 
that they are stylishly setting Baba up for monumental failure. I expect
 their agents to swarm the internet and abuse anyone who dare say 
anything about the grand scam currently going on but it won’t be 
strange. Every government I have known since I became an adult had such 
acolytes to sing their praises and hold them up as infallible. But no 
sooner than the baton of power changes than they disappear only to 
reappear sometime and somewhere in the no distant future screaming 
adulations of the unsuspecting new leader.
I vividly remember the period of the 
Shehu Shagari Presidency. The poor teacher and humble farmer could do no
 wrong. There was a popular Yoruba song specially composed and sang for 
him: “Oluwa lo yan Shagari, Shehu Shagari…” Shagari’s apotheosis was 
instantly assured. Those who saw the rot in the outlandishly profligate 
government were tagged dangerous dissidents and told to shut their traps
 up. Wole Soyinka, our own William Shakespeare, was one of the most 
vociferous critics at the time.
As days climbed days and months rode on 
months, the Shagari government became neurotic and saw enemies 
everywhere real or imagined. Out of fear for its safety and stability, 
the Nigeria Police Force was over-militarised as if in competition with 
the Nigerian Army. We watched incredulously as the police under the iron
 grip of probably the most powerful Inspector-General Police Nigeria 
ever employed, Mr Sunday Adewusi, became ostensibly omnipotent. The 
Shagari government controlled the heavens and the earth. The 1983 
general elections was the last straw that broke the back of that 
government.
The end came on December 31, 1983. A 
terse announcement by a relatively unknown soldier at the time, named 
Sani Abacha, shattered the invincibility of the Shagari regime into 
smithereens. A new Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari and his ‘deputy’, 
Babatunde Idiagbon were promptly installed. They in turn wasted no time 
in pronouncing the direction of their government which was predicated on
 ‘war against indiscipline’ (WAI). That war encapsulated everything that
 was wrong with Nigeria. While it was a worthwhile, expedient and 
necessary move, the government failed to understand the complexity of 
Nigerians. Our people love the concept of change in the metaphysical 
sense but not in any way that hurts them and their families or friends. 
That was the reality that soon hit Buhari and Idiagbon like 
thunderbolts. While they were busy jailing and punishing the corrupt 
politicians, they were undoubtedly amassing enemies. They were goaded on
 by fifth columnists within and before long, it was time to strike. The 
end came on August 27, 1985.
The same Abacha who announced Buhari’s 
arrival pronounced his departure. It was such a cruel twist of fate. A 
supposedly friendlier, humane and urbane Head of State, Ibrahim Badamasi
 Babangida, was catapulted on to the national stage. He was projected as
 Buhari’s fairer alter ego. He opened up the cells and disgraced and 
humiliated politicians in their various stages of dilapidation spilled 
out like locusts. Buhari immediately became the bad guy and Babangida 
the benevolent dictator.
Where Buhari was stern-faced, Babangida 
wore his famous toothy smile like the archetypal good guy. That was it. 
Everything Buhari had built got dismantled. The solid foundation of 
discipline and incorruptibility he was laying was uprooted in one fell 
swoop! Nigerians’ penchant for good life and happy living won the day.
It wasn’t long before the “they” started
 digging the grave for Babangida himself. He assembled arguably one of 
the best teams ever, no doubt, but it remains a mystery who his real 
advisers were that persuaded him to turn Nigeria into a game of 
football. His sobriquet of Maradona, though very apt, was also an 
albatross. He dribbled so much and resorted to endless transition time 
tables. So much so, that he eventually dribbled himself into scoring an 
own goal. Politicians were banned and unbanned according to the whims 
and caprices of one man. When the elections eventually took place, on 
June 12, 1993, they were programmed to fail spectacularly.
Till this day no one knows what truly 
happened that led to our best elections ever being truncated and 
annulled. Pity that none of the influencers in the Nigerian polity could
 dissuade Babangida from committing this unfortunate and costly 
hara-kiri. Even worse, no one or group has come out to say they advised 
him against such perfidious act but he did not listen. Nigeria is yet to
 recover from that stupendous tragedy.
The fall came on August 27, 1993, when 
he suddenly stepped aside and handed over to a lame duck Interim 
National Government (ING) headed by Chief Ernest ‘Degunle Shonekan.
This government was as weak as they 
come. It lacked the liver to deliver on revalidating the annulled 
mandate freely given to the winner of the Presidential election, Chief 
Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola. This would have enjoyed the wide 
support of the people but sadly such opportunity was missed by the inept
 team and the interim government was soon sacked by General Sani Abacha.
 Babangida had apparently set up the ING with a view to returning as a 
civilian President but man proposes and God disposes. His nemesis was 
Abacha his erstwhile compatriot and friend!
The understanding when Abacha seized 
power in a military coup was that he was going to right the wrongs of 
the June 12 elections, clean up the remnants of the Babangida loyalists 
and give power back to the man elected freely by Nigerians.
That turned out to be a classic case of 
naiveté at its most ludicrous. The man simply collected power pronto and
 sat down pretty. No Jupiter was going to remove him from that gilded 
cage. The Abacha government failed like others to learn the lessons of 
history and most importantly that no leader had ever succeeded in 
enslaving Nigerians…
I’ve deliberately taken us down memory 
lane to demonstrate how the demons of power have sentenced Nigeria 
perpetually to stupidity and backwardness. And it seems a fool at 56 is 
almost irredeemable from its tomfoolery unless a miracle happens. That’s
 the miracle we gave to President Buhari last year on a platter of gold 
after his fourth attempt. But things seem to be spiralling out of 
control. I know the President would be told all is well by those 
benefitting from the current state of things but, walahi, I will always 
tell Baba the truth. I’ve come to see him as the last hope of the masses
 and if he fails we all fail.
The first truth is that this government 
is looking too elitist and ceremonial. I’m not sure this is intentional.
 The amount of time, energy and resources being deployed on hosting this
 and that is becoming ridiculous. Whoever suggested that the President 
should break Ramadan fasts with so much fanfare did not do any good for a
 government with too many horrendous challenges. If I had any influence 
in this government, I will advise that government needs to demonstrate 
its commitments and seriousness at tackling the intractable problems. We
 should see pictures of brainstorming sessions. We should have and see a
 brilliant economic team at work.
We should see the President supervising 
projects nationwide in his jackboots. We should see the President 
appointing the many Nigerian geniuses that litter every part of the 
world to assist him use the power God has bestowed on him to benefit 
ordinary Nigerians. The qualities of appointments we are seeing lately 
have become appallingly lacklustre. This is not the best Nigeria can 
offer.
I do not really care if even if all 
appointees come from Daura, I would leave that agitations to others, who
 may be myopic or selfish. I’m more interested in the merit, competence 
and patriotism of such people. President Buhari can make do with a 
star-studded team regardless of political and religious affiliations. It
 is never too late to CHANGE!